Republic of Hemorrhoids(Piles)

USPA NEWS - I was strongly impressed by the Hemorrhoids of the member of the parliament(MP) Khalid Al Atiya and the surgical operation about which we heard on the screens of the TV channels with deep arguments between the supporters and the opponents.

As a beginning ,dear friends throughout the globe in general and specifically in Iraq,let us stand in tribute and greetings to the MP Al Atiya and his respectable hemorrhoids which served for a long time as a touchstone in the political process in Iraq.
I do not know what would happen to Iraq and the Iraqis if,God forbid, the hemorrhoids of Khalid Al Atiya remained unhealed and the surgery wouldn't succeed but in such a case Iraq and its people would enter into large political mazes, repercussions and contradictions which would imply a beginning with no end .But praise to God ,the ass of Al Atiya and the successful surgery of the hemorrhoids all were the sole reason which prevented the division of Iraq.

We , dear friends, should not forget that the hemorrhoids of Al Atiya had its great favor and credit in preventing the sectarian war in Iraq.Furthermore,these respectable hemorrhoids prevented the ethnic and religious creeds divisions
Praise to the Almighty“¦ Hey ,you are great Mr.Khalid A Atiya“¦!
Your hemorrhoids are so wonderful and lofty.
Dear friends ,Al Atiya and his hemorrhoids are not a normal matter; he is a MP and a religious cleric and a member in the Dawa Party and the chief of the commission of pilgrimage also a religious preacher and a member in the Alliance. That is to say he is(A Totalitarian man).

Therefore we ,as people, have to maintain the ass of Al Atiya and safeguard his hemorrhoids. The value of 40 or 50 million Iraqi Dinar is but a modest sum which is spent from the budget of Iraq for undergoing the surgery of hemorrhoids meanwhile why should we criticize and condem it.It was better for us ,as people ,to check and get assured and inquire about the lucky Doctor or Professor who was driven by destiny to undergo the surgery of the hemorrhoids and to check and examine the back ass of Al Atiya.
As well, we should ask :has the Doctor drugged the back ass of Al Atiya prior to the surgery so that this great politician would not feel any pain.

Be positive,you:the poor Iraqi people, that whenever the ass of Al Atiya is fine and his hemorrhoids are healthy, then Iraq and the Iraqis will be safe, happy and pleasant.

Thousands and thousands of greetings to you, your excellency the MP Al Atiya and these greetings are also conveyed to your ass with appreciation and admiration to your towering hemorrhoids
which represent to us as Iraqis a symbol of courage and heroism .

At last and not least, I convey my wishes to you: the Iraqi politicians for best health for your respectable hemorrhoids which implies the basis of this political process.

My regards and appreciation to all.